The Obligatory "Me" Page, Mk. 2

I have been meaning to update to a new improved format for quite some time. This is going to be the first to be revamped, because I have been meaning to add certain elements to it for quite some time.

This abomination will be a receptacle for all of the pictures of me that I couldn't put in the "friends" section, because they don't feature any of my friends. But I kind of like them, anyway.

Basically, anything I want to put here will be here. I will not be bound by social mores, the opinions of my superiors, or even the laws of nature! I will simply indulge in my every sinister desire, making my enemies BEG for mercy...

All right, enough of that. Click on them to make them... ::shudders:: bigger... Enjoy this, if you possibly can.

Photos provided by various friends and me. Jonathan, Thomas, Daniel, Melanie. I think that's it.

This is me back in ancient times, when I had dumber hair. Oh, and I liked to smile like an idiot, as well.

This is my crotch. Don't ask. I'll never know why this picture was taken.

Umm... this is me licking my good friend Jonathan's face. Why am I doing this again? Oh yes, that's right. To punish all of you.

I really like this picture. I always have enjoyed tuxedoes. And when one adds fake firearms into the mix, one ends up with... this.

Yah, here's another of these. Unfortunately, the hair is once again prominent. Oh, and I look dumb. That, too.

Yah, you thought the first one was old. This is like, ninth grade. Fucking twenty-two years ago, or something. Even worse hair!! ACK! But, it is the classroom many of us (some of us) know well: Mrs. Stultz's French classroom. Yay!

No, this isn't an evil mechanical ro-bot. It's just me. What? No... that's not a costume...

Another of the same.

Another damn photo of me in a tux. With a really dumb expression.

Yes. That's me. And Yes. That is a toy frog on my tongue. Shut the hell up. Another old as fuck pic.

This is a much newer picture of me with my brother Corey and my father. Aren't they cute?

What is with me and my old habit of sticking reptiles and amphibians into my mouth? No fucking clue. I must've been stupid, or something.

This is me, again, when the world was a much younger and more generally innocent place. I don't remember quite what was occurring here, but I seem to remember it had to do with peanut butter and goats...

Me in an Abercrombie shirt. Oh, my god. I feel so... Jonathany.

Me at PF Chang's the same evening. Not very interesting.

Still the same evening, happy about the bookmarks Kate gave me for Christmas.

Me at Thomas' celebration of the New Year.

Me being crowned "Princess of the New Year." It's probably best if you didn't ask.

Terrible picture of me shortly after the coronation.

And of course, any New Year's celebration would not be complete without a picture of me sexually molesting Jonathan.

This is a great photo Melanie took of me a few months ago. I think she used it for a photo project.

This is a picture of me and Melanie's foot. Feet?

Me with, yes, a mohawk. Sooo punk. Or something.

Another. Awesome.

Silly. Outside at UNCG.

A good pic, same place.

Jeez, look at that boy's straight teeth!

You may know this pic from my Livejournal. Posing for a Max Payne villain photo.

Sorry about that. But it had to be done. Now, a personal ad!

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